the-rest-in-trumpets: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing Antonutella and Cleopatra Merchocolate of Venice Two Gentlemint of Verona Richerry III It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
dead: 2012: lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
battlepope: booty got me lost like Nemo
Make respect your default position.– James McAvoy on the best advice he’s been given (via jenniferslookingglass)
turtletotem: sixthrock: adorablespiders: darrynek: hachikuji: imagine a world with no spiders more like oops I uh NOOOOOO I REFUSE TO FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING AN ARACHNOPHOBE srsly i don’t mind if spiders live, just FAR AWAY FROM ME
loki-cat: robert downey jr is in south korea north korea realizes this and sends for some agents to kidnap him robert wakes up in a dark cave “create iron man suit” jim jong un says “its just a movie” robert says
the-captains-wife: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: everydayimwholockin: I knew you were trouble when you walked in Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground you little BITCH oh hello Satan it’s been a while
damn-it-hirschberg: hiddleswife: oshcoruful: thewindsatyourback: themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray” It’s grEy in England and grAy in America. ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY????? WHAT ABOUT CANADA. grEHy WHAT ABOUT...
tyleroakley: lalalovedisney: What if Finding Dory isn’t about Dory getting lost like everyone apparently thinks it is? What if it’s about trying to figure out who she is and restore her memory? What if it’s about f i n d i n g DORY?
koropendora: blnandrsn: fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships Last updated: April 5th 1897
book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo
*company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
Hi! How have you been? I miss you all!
So, anyways, like about 2 weeks ago Tilly (Subtilior) messaged me here at Tumblr and told me that she had already posted the chapter for 9 11 10 that had the scene (Charles getting turned on by how big and strong Erik is, you know what I mean) that I have been waiting for… for more than a year! UGH. Basically it was all like: Boy, oh boy… chapter 38.. I mean… I...
zaess: trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
gokuma: sterreo00: What the hell, David, leave mouse!Charles alone…