May 2013
the-rest-in-trumpets:
katswhiskers:
velvetonions:
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
Oreothello
Rolo and Juliet
Macberry
Mars Ado About Nothing
Antonutella and Cleopatra
Merchocolate of Venice
Two Gentlemint of Verona
Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
2 tags
dead:
2012:
lapfoxofficial:
i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
battlepope:
booty got me lost like Nemo
“Make respect your default position.”
– James McAvoy on the best advice he’s been given (via jenniferslookingglass)
April 2013
turtletotem:
sixthrock:
adorablespiders:
darrynek:
hachikuji:
imagine a world with no spiders
more like
oops I uh
NOOOOOO I REFUSE TO FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING AN ARACHNOPHOBE
srsly i don’t mind if spiders live, just FAR AWAY FROM ME
loki-cat:
robert downey jr is in south korea
north korea realizes this and sends for some agents to kidnap him
robert wakes up in a dark cave
“create iron man suit” jim jong un says
“its just a movie” robert says
the-captains-wife:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
everydayimwholockin:
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Now I’m lying on the cold hard ground
you little BITCH
oh hello Satan it’s been a while
damn-it-hirschberg:
hiddleswife:
oshcoruful:
thewindsatyourback:
themotherfuckingmarchesa:
overshareanonymous:
charman-ders:
13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”
It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????
WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
grEHy
WHAT ABOUT...
tyleroakley:
lalalovedisney:
What if Finding Dory isn’t about Dory getting lost like everyone apparently thinks it is? What if it’s about trying to figure out who she is and restore her memory? What if it’s about f i n d i n g DORY?
koropendora:
blnandrsn:
fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships
Last updated: April 5th 1897
book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo
*company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
gaaraofsuburbia:
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
2013
March 2013
7 tags
Hi! How have you been? I miss you all!
So, anyways, like about 2 weeks ago Tilly (Subtilior) messaged me here at Tumblr and told me that she had already posted the chapter for 9 11 10 that had the scene (Charles getting turned on by how big and strong Erik is, you know what I mean) that I have been waiting for… for more than a year! UGH. Basically it was all like:
Boy, oh boy… chapter 38.. I mean…
I...
February 2013
zaess:
trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
4 tags
121124
gokuma:
sterreo00:
What the hell, David, leave mouse!Charles alone…
