dead:
Tagged: lol,funny,. 162053 ♥ 05.12.132012:
i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
Loki is an illegal immigrant and Thor is a border patrol officer that falls in love with his Latin spice god
Thor collapses on his knees before Loki, hands outstretched and twitching with all the emotion he holds back. “Loki,” he says, voice trembling, “you know I can’t lie to you. Not about this. I love you.”
Loki stares at Thor. A muscle jumps in his cheek, a sign of his discomfort, and after an audible swallow Loki bends his head close to Thor’s and whispers in his ear, “No hablo ingles.”
NO HABLO INGLES
i was laughing so hard at this
and then i flipped it over
and i laughed even more
OMG
Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
*facepalm facepalm facepalm* *griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*
oh my god
k
I was gonna pick a favorite
but they’re all my favorite
same
I wasn’t gonna reblog this, but then the Loki gif- help me I can’t breathe-
“And my sass”, oh my GOD.
I AM NO MAN.
Everyone else go home.
Tagged: bye guys I'm moving to Toronto,batman,spiderman,darth vader,funny,lol,. 75433 ♥ 12.24.12Welcome to Toronto.
This is a regular occurrence.
I fucking love this city
where ema skye can social justice in dundas squarejust another day on the TTC
This is pretty fucking normal, I frequently see Spiderman.
That’s it. I’m moving to Toronto.
no one in the background even cares omg
*snorts*
“So you have the biggest sword? Did you have any jealousy at all?”
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
Tagged: coughing,wheezing,choking,gasping for air,lol,funny,benedict cumberbatch,. 150712 ♥ 12.15.12benedict cumberbatch
“Saved by veterinarians SuperGatito
This kitten was born with deformed rib cage, which directly affected the position of his heart and triggered a series of breathing problems. In this situation, veterinarians put a splint on his chest and blindfolded him, it was then realized that the dressing resembled a superhero costume, hence the name Supergatito.
Supergatito more like Iron Cat
butts
This is missing the greatest butt of all:
how about the most patriotic butt of all?
“All the single heroes…”
ALL THE SINGLE HEROES
ALL THE SINGLE HEROS
NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!
UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING
