#can you imagine if Clint really did this on a mission with Cap and Natasha #’Captain Kirk come in Captain’ #’Barton what are you-‘ #’Star Trek this is Star Trek Captain STAR TREK’ #’What on earth is a Star Tr-‘ #’Beam me up Natty’ #’You’re getting your own ride back to base Clint.’
“Captain, do you read me? this is Star Trek—”
“No. THIS. IS. SPARTA.”
Headcanon: Peter and Uncle Hawk do squats together during workouts. They have a running competition to see who can do more per session.
and clint finally got to beat the living shit out of loki
Clint looks like he wants to kill the spider
Awkward moment when Peter runs into Uncle Hawk when he’s supposed to be grounded.
TONY AND STEVE ARE GONNA BE SO PISSED
Uncle Clint knows your every move, Peter
now i’m imagining a weird au where clint is a mentally unstable person who made up the hawkeye persona and the avengers as a coping mechanism
“I don’t understand,” Clint said, looking him directly in the eye. “Are calling me a liar?”
Dr. Fury folded his hands and placed them on his lap. “No, Clint. I’m telling you that none of this is real. You made it all up.”
Clint’s eyes darted around the room. Wheels spun in his head. Had he really engineered such an intricate web of missions, fake identities, people?
Finally, he managed to speak up. “You can’t sit here and tell me that these people don’t exist. What about Tony? Bruce?”
Dr. Fury laughed sympathetically, adjusting his glasses. “A man who turns into a giant green monster when he’s angry?”
Clint averted his gaze from Fury’s. He didn’t want to hear any of it. He couldn’t have faked everything. It didn’t make sense. If he accepted it…he would be accepting himself as crazy.
A thought came up—the most painful of them all. Immediately, he felt a lump in his throat. His eyes burned.
“Natasha…” he said quietly, biting his lip and looking at Fury.
Dr. Fury’s calm exterior broke for a moment, showing a look Clint could only interpret as sympathy. He shook his head. “I’m sorry.”
Why you do this.
clint encounters a mirror, becomes agitated
I see one of Peter’s bestfriends. D’AWW.
“I spent a lot of my childhood worrying about my parents .We weren’t an ordinary family. We were superheroes. And I am proud of that”
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST COMBINATION OF GIFS I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.
Everyone, America’s favorite bird: Hawkeye.
Based on this.
MOTHER OF CHRIST
listen here cumslut
She is such a badass-sweetie pie
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Hawkeye’s thinking of all the nests he can build with Merida’s hair, btw