It’s all about the right formula…

i-ship-an-armada:

Dark haired, sometimes waif-like, brainy, smart ass + light brown or blonde haired, brave, stronger, not as intelligent=chemistry that seems to work for slashy fandoms everywhere!

Tagged: true dat,otp,.  15178 11.19.12
i still believe in heroes: 10 HONEST THOUGHTS ON BEING LOVED BY A SKINNY BOYRachel Wiley1.I...

10 HONEST THOUGHTS ON BEING LOVED BY A SKINNY BOY

Rachel Wiley

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays…

Tagged: that's very lovely,true dat,poem,.  119511 09.18.12

clawfoottub:

azryal00:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

Deep.

Tagged: true dat,.  242512 09.16.12
If Tumblr was a school
  • Math class: If A new photo set of Tom Hiddleston is released and gets rebloged 10 times a minuet how long will it take to reach 20,000 notes?
  • English class : How to properly kill off a main character.
  • Art class: Today we will learn how to make high quality gifs.
  • History class: Your Biography of your favorite celebrity is due tomorrow, please attach multiple pictures.
  • Science class: Today's test is open answer over what causes your feels.
  • Debate class : Who is sexier Robert Downey Jr. or Chris Evans.
  • Computer class: Today's lesson is how to properly type asdfghjl and ways to use it.
  • Sex ED : smut, smut , Tom Hiddleston, smut,
  • Band class : okay everyone this is how you download free music
  • Clubs : Fandoms
Tagged: yep,true dat,tumblr,.  156533 09.12.12

hawkassbutt:

sewenteenandrussian:

godawesomehair:

tonystarkrules:

patychan:

hiddlelovee:

morgana-jones:

dawnawakened:

The Xiying Rainbow Bridge

The Xiying Rainbow Bridge is an elevated pedestrian walkway located in Magong, Penghu County in Taiwan. The bridge is lined with a thin neon band that reflects a rainbow onto the water’s surface below at night. (via gaks)


To Asgard!

To Asgard!

To Asgard

To Asgard!


So… Will you follow me to Asgard?

WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE
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I knew it’d come to this before I reached the bottom of this post.

HEIMDALL OPEN THE BIFROST!

Tagged: Rainbow bridge,true dat,.  15530 08.31.12

pipsdaspixie:

allthempreg:

lokilovers:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population

but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to 

ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR

UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW

THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

Tagged: yep that's right,true dat,I'm not even sorry,.  171868 08.28.12
I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT SHIPPER WHO DON’T NEED NO CANON

matsurihakari:

Tagged: i am an independent shipper,yes,true dat,.  48161 08.26.12

classes will be like: Reblogging 101, Photo Manipulation: Making Your OTP Possible, Shipping 103: Gay Shipping

Tagged: tumblr,yes,i want this,true dat,.  294987 08.25.12
aseaofquotes:

Banana Yoshimoto, N.P.

aseaofquotes:

Banana Yoshimoto, N.P.

Tagged: gpoy,true dat,insomnia,.  6766 08.20.12

suicidallyreckless:

I don’t normally ship real people, but when I do…

Tagged: THAT'S RIGHT,TRUE DAT,otp,.  304 08.17.12
there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

Tagged: funny,true dat,gpoy,.  178276 08.04.12
I have mastered the art of reading smut with a blank expression.

heathyr:

cozcat:

The same cannot be said for fluff.

accurate

my face when reading fluff:

me reading smut:

me reading fluff:

Tagged: the accuracy of this is scary,true dat,fanfic,.  9919 08.02.12
anewstartt:

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the Internet. Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? What do you see?What are you thinking when you’re looking at me?A cranky old man, not very wise,Uncertain of habit, with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice, ‘I do wish you’d try!’Who seems not to notice the things that you do.And forever is losing a sock or shoe?Who, resisting or not, lets you do as you will,With bathing and feeding, the long day to fill?Is that what you’re thinking? Is that what you see?Then open your eyes, nurse. You’re not looking at me.I’ll tell you who I am as I sit here so still,As I do at your bidding, as I eat at your will.I’m a small child of ten, with a father and mother,Brothers and sisters who love one anotherA young boy of sixteen with wings on his feetDreaming that soon now  a lover he’ll meet.A groom soon at twenty my heart gives a leap.Remembering, the vows that I promised to keep.At twenty-five, now I have young of my own.Who need me to guide and a secure happy home.A man of thirty, my young now grown fast,Bound to each other with ties that should last.At forty, my young sons have grown and are gone,But my woman is beside me to see I don’t mourn.At fifty, once more, babies play ‘round my knee,Again, we know children, my loved one and me.Dark days are upon me. My wife is now dead.I look at the future. I shudder with dread.For my young are all rearing young of their own.And I think of the years, and the love that I’ve known.I’m now an old man and nature is cruel.It’s jest to make old age look like a fool.The body, it crumbles. Grace and vigour, depart.There is now a stone where I once had a heart.But inside this old carcass, A young man still dwells,And now and again my battered heart swells.I remember the joys, I remember the pain.And I’m loving and living life over again.I think of the years, all too few, gone too fast.And accept the stark fact that nothing can last.So open your eyes, people. Open and see.Not a cranky old man.Look closer .. See.. Me. Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all one day be there too!

anewstartt:

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the Internet. 

Cranky Old Man

What do you see nurses? What do you see?
What are you thinking when you’re looking at me?
A cranky old man, not very wise,
Uncertain of habit, with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice, ‘I do wish you’d try!’
Who seems not to notice the things that you do.
And forever is losing a sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not, lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding, the long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking? Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse. You’re not looking at me.
I’ll tell you who I am as I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, as I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of ten, with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters who love one another
A young boy of sixteen with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now  a lover he’ll meet.
A groom soon at twenty my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows that I promised to keep.
At twenty-five, now I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide and a secure happy home.
A man of thirty, my young now grown fast,
Bound to each other with ties that should last.
At forty, my young sons have grown and are gone,
But my woman is beside me to see I don’t mourn.
At fifty, once more, babies play ‘round my knee,
Again, we know children, my loved one and me.
Dark days are upon me. My wife is now dead.
I look at the future. I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing young of their own.
And I think of the years, and the love that I’ve known.
I’m now an old man and nature is cruel.
It’s jest to make old age look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles. Grace and vigour, depart.
There is now a stone where I once had a heart.
But inside this old carcass, A young man still dwells,
And now and again my battered heart swells.
I remember the joys, I remember the pain.
And I’m loving and living life over again.
I think of the years, all too few, gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people. Open and see.
Not a cranky old man.
Look closer .. See.. Me. 

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all one day be there too!

Tagged: true dat,.  47075 07.25.12
unpopular opinion

theregeneratingdegenerate:

so..i never hate on people for their ships and i think any type of ship is fine

but..

there are some i just don’t understand

Read More

Tagged: true dat,shipping,otp,.  32345 07.19.12

celestialdeth:

ferrum-ferran-ferret:

The noise that came out my mouth was gross

Tagged: hahahha,true dat,funny,art,tom hiddleston,.  40569 07.19.12
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